Petrichor

Petrichor is the First being, creator of -1 and author of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY. He is also the creator of the 12 Sacred species of Petrichor, and the most well known consumer of Nindy Juice. He most frequently appears as a type of Goldfish, though The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY has mentions of other appearances, most notably an Electromagnetically grown woolly deoxyribonucleic acid.

Pre -1
Petrichor has existed forever, or as it was put in page 700 of part 22 of chapter 5 of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY, "Petrichor exists, but not not exists, indeed he exists. When -1 does not, petrichor does." Like most of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY, it makes no sense.

The Beginning
Petrichor was alone for an infinite amount of time, but then created -1. They existed together for an infinite amount of time then -1 created everything. The two of them enjoyed this for another infinite amount of time then -1 created Mortals.

Interactions with the First mortals and creation of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY
When -1 created the First mortals Petrichor watched. He enjoyed these "puny" mortals and decided to give them a present. He created The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY, but the mortals couldn't read it, so it was buried. It would not be found for almost a billion years. Some scholars of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY think that he may have had a part in the first mortal's discovery of red panda, but that is highly debated.

The 14 sacred species
After -1 had created many different kinds of mortals, Petrichor was inspired. He created the first of 14 species of mortals: Penguins. It is unknown which species of penguin specifically he created, but The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY was clear on penguins being the first of 14. He soon created seven more Sacred Species, though they are in Untranslated parts of The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY. The ninth Sacred Species is the Goldfish, and the tenth if the electromagnetically grown wooly deoxyribonucleic acid. The next two are unknown, but the twelfth is extinct. The 13th, and most remarkable, sacred species of Petrichor is the Phoenixes. Humans were once the 14th, but they are no longer a sacred species of Petrichor, which are now counted 014+-1*+2

The great evil of the second age
After The great evil of the second age resulted in the destruction of half of the members of the 13th sacred species of Petrichor, Petrichor removed the sacred species status of humans. His tears at the loss of the phoenixes flooded almost the entire planet, even after a nearby galaxy absorbed most of the water.

The third age
Not much of the third age is known, since it is currently untranslated. What we do know is that at this point Mosquitos were first created.

Joining Hopscotch
At some point in 2014 Petrichor joined Hopscotch. The Book Of CHEINSTTROARLY prophesies October 2014, but Petrichor has been known to say both June 2014 and May 2014.

In early 2015, the app was deleted. Petrichor created the account now most commonly used by him on March 14, 2015.

It's Here
In early 2018, -1 arrived and joined Hopscotch, following in the footsteps of Petrichor and JonnyGamer. In early June that same year, Petrichor and -1 used PATTY to inform the community of -1's arrival. Petrichor also first used his ability to impersonate people to cause more confusion. A day or two later, they went to the Hopscotch forum, using many accounts to make topics warning the users of -1's arrival.

Confused yet?
In early 2019, Petrichor would use notifications to direct Hopscotch users to a project warning them that -1 is still here. This was not appreciated very much by many people.